surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.

I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.

by Jab<3 August 5, 2023

francy pants

A charming Frenchman obsessed with the British man with caterpillar eyebrows.

A wild francy pants has appeared! Bring him to the Eiffel Tower and feed him some crossiants.

by Officer Hopps August 20, 2017

Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

lad pants

tall boys who wear skinny light grey joggers to flex their body parts

hey did you see jon wearing those lad pants yesterday, I could see EVERYTHING!

by ladpantshater October 10, 2019

trampoline pants

One with trampoline pants is one with a puge so large that they bounce off everything they come into contact with, especially while attempting sex. (see "puge")

Rocky Balboa's puge was so big in Rocky V, that he had trampoline pants.

by Snappytramp August 11, 2010

pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 7, 2010