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Tit Mule

A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.
Check out that hot-ass-spankable Tit Mule
by Jesus-hater May 30, 2008
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Tit-Wank

<verb><noun> Slang;

1) To rub one's genitals between a pair of breasts to cause orgasm.

2) Offensive slang; An insult.
1) "Oh my god, I am having the uberest orgasm ever due to this extremely nice tit-wank you have bestowed upon my person."

2) "Dave, you silly tit-wank get back here before I burn your gerbil."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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Iron Tits

Dude 1: You see Jennifer?

Dude 2: Yeah the one with the iron tits!
by JackOSX February 25, 2010
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tit kicker

this job's turned out to be a real tit kicker
by Salo120 December 13, 2010
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Petyak tits

big! boobs! pointy physique! pleasant to stare at in class
I couln't keep me eyes of them petyak tits!
by EPband08tom January 15, 2008
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Tit Pits

The area underneath a large set of breasts that accumulates sweat and odor, much like arm pits.
That girl had a nasty case of sweaty, smelly tit pits!
by Robert78 April 7, 2008
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Tit Lag

1. The inexplicable phenomena found with in females when one mammary occelates out of phase with the other mammary.

2. The term used to describe the situation in which a male and or female makes several other individuals wait, because he or she is preoccupied with handling the mammaries of another female.
"Ajront still isnt back from being afk, he must be tit lagging."

"Jill tripped, because her tits were lagging and it threw her off balance."
by Desid May 4, 2008
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