Ninja Love

1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.

2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.

1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.

2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.

by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015

ninja looter

synonym for Asmongold <OMEGALUL lympus>

Ozzy rolls 99
Slowbo rolls 100
Hem rolls 90
Asmon rolls 1
Asmon has received the item
Twitch chat:

- ninja !!
- Yoink
- ninja looter

by Ion Hazzikostas November 30, 2019

ninja spew

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.

dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.

by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008

ninja sauce

Ranch dressing, or a slight derivative thereof so named for its variety of food combination possibilites.

"Why are you using ketchup with those fries? Here, try some of my ninja sauce."

by [e-mail] October 9, 2006

ninja of the night

go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!

"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"

by jo mama October 3, 2004

Techno Ninja

A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.

Dude, did you see "Return of the Techno Ninja" yet? I heard the Techno Ninja dies.

by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 26, 2010