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by realhammerlongballo November 30, 2020

missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Duppy hammer

Duppy hammer is used to describe a person that looks dead or in other words ugly. The "duppy" part describes how the the person especially a female look, the "hammer" describes the tool that the devil uses to do his work. Hammer is also reference to MC Hammer.

Look at that duppy hammer

by ultimatom May 24, 2018

bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

by Mumbls December 3, 2024