Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.
Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.
Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.
Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
by treehornworshipper December 26, 2011
by The Llama tickle January 07, 2012
a term to describe anything out of the ordinary that is worthy of attention. It could be used to describe anything from exciting to depressing, and good to bad.
by aprille lee February 14, 2008
That guy there has a dodge tree trunk
by Dodge tree trunk October 17, 2021
He likes Tree New Bee.
by Alberoyang July 30, 2018
When a chicks vagina is so stanky you have to hang little tree air fresheners off of your cock to kill the smell. Black ice is the best. It's also advised that you wrap it up.
by Rob Van Winkle June 27, 2017
"do you listen to neon trees?" is code for "are you pansexual?" or from the "i" point of view means "i am pansexual"
person 1: hey, do you listen to girl in read?
person 2: no, but i listen to neon trees.
p1: oh nice! are you clarifying your sexuality in any way? if so, i listen to sweater weather.
p2: yes lmao, i'm pan :)
person 2: no, but i listen to neon trees.
p1: oh nice! are you clarifying your sexuality in any way? if so, i listen to sweater weather.
p2: yes lmao, i'm pan :)
by rosegeek199 November 18, 2020