Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.
Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.
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A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
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