cleveland air freshener

Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.

Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

by Cunningstunt July 8, 2014

Hot air balloon

When 5 or more PSI is blown into a pussy and the stomach bulges.

I hot air ballooned your mom last night.

by Helium sex January 8, 2020

skin to air ratio

The amount of skin that can be seen in any given outfit.

Heather: I don’t think that top is appropriate for work.

Courtney: Isn’t it like AWESOME?

Heather: Hmmm... everyone can see your boobs and I think your skin to air ratio is a little high.

by rubiaK8 October 5, 2009

Air-Conditioning Nazi

A person who, no matter how SCORCHINGLY UNBERABLY, REDICIULOUSLY HOT it gets, never turns on their air conditioner, OR turns it on very little.

Aagh, my parents are air-conditioning nazi's. I'M GOING TO DIE.

by LIVEitUP91 June 1, 2006

Facebook air post

When you post a comment to someone's status, immediately decide that your comment sucks and delete it, but the notification still goes out that you commented on it leaving everyone curious about what you intended to say.

"I wanted to come up with a witty rebuttal to Kelly's status, but I'm a tool so I did a Facebook air post instead."

by buzzloaf April 28, 2010

Air Traffic Control

Quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world. Making sure dumb ass pilots do not hit each other and making sure that passnengers can arrive on time regardless of what the pilots try to do to mess it up.

Wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, I helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today.

by dash123 March 26, 2005