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Ninja Love

1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.

2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.

2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015
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ninja cream

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there
Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.
by xjax1 January 15, 2018
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Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.
Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
by metaldan123 April 15, 2018
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Cat ninja

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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Ninja runner

Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
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ninja looter

Ozzy rolls 99
Slowbo rolls 100
Hem rolls 90
Asmon rolls 1
Asmon has received the item
Twitch chat:

- ninja !!
- Yoink
- ninja looter
by Ion Hazzikostas November 30, 2019
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ninja spew

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.
dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.
by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008
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