Jamaican blue Mountain

A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.

Man this Jamaican blue Mountain coffee smells like monkey ass.

by Bsy420 March 12, 2018

mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains

Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist

by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock February 28, 2017

Rocky Mountain Mudslide

When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.

I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.

by Hasaakii March 17, 2017

mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.

Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.

by Oreonsam May 17, 2016

Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan September 24, 2016

Swish mountains

Where one is fucking a girl in the ass who is laying on here stomache, the guy pulls out before he cums, and ejaculates all over her ass.

Johnathan gave Lexxi’s Mum some swish mountains after a good fuck.

by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018