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mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".
by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018
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Rocky mountain Tumbler

Prior to going clubbing you shove at minimum four ice cubes up your ass in order to stay cool while dancing.
Tom was able to dance for hours and hours on New Year's eve because he pulled off a successful rocky mountain Tumbler.
by Twansolo96 January 1, 2017
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Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
by perphurdle January 13, 2017
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mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.
by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020
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mountain meat

Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation
Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?
by Reno5280 January 27, 2020
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Cocoa Mountain

That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.
by Axemore April 18, 2020
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SPLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you
Dude, i was nailing the misses the other day and she ended up (splashback mountain)ing me
by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020
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