Morning Jaiden

Proceed with caution. Pray you didn't wake up last night.

Run its Morning Jaiden.

by collier26.22 September 19, 2022

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022

morning glory muffin

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.

by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022

Sunday Morning

you know..

casey and izzie in 4x10

me: ohhhh that’s sunday morning!!

by ittasteslikechristmasmorning January 6, 2022

Good Morning

When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes

After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.

by 6manoftheyear January 8, 2022

Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.

Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.

by BWitched January 8, 2022

Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth

Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?

by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022