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acronym -- Andrew Yang's campaign response to the MAGA slogan. It stands for Make America Think Harder.
The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes MATH.
by Littlefaith January 3, 2020
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Mom: how was ur day today?
Me: I have math homework
Mom: Thats terrible lets contact your teacher!
I wish
by HuanTacoVan March 7, 2017
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Guy 1: What's math?
Guy 2: Mental attack to humans.
by SupaDumb April 20, 2024
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Math Stands For mental abuse towards humans
Math is awful for the human brain
by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
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Bronx math

bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick
nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math

minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out
by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
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FucKinGs buLlshIt
WE DONT NEED MATH >:(
by taehyungs.wife September 6, 2018
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Vedic Math

The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.

Taglines:

"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024
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