Jordan

EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.

Eminem: Oh son, you're so lit.
Jordan: I know Dad. Skrrt Skrrt

by Reagan and Caleb August 19, 2018

Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.

Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog

by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021

Jordan lewis

A guy who who has a very attractive sister who I am soon to marry.

Jordan lewis is a guy I who I would be happy to call my brother in law.

by Jordan_lewis November 26, 2019

Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.

I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.

by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011

Jordan

A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.

"Man I really wish I hadn't met Tyler. Now I lose at everything when he's around."

-Jordan

by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021

jordan

a heavenly being, the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. a caring, loving, kind, and beautiful person. and also an amazing boyfriend. <3

jordan is so adorable.

by burntpickles January 15, 2023

Jordan

A young Pimp.

Jordan is a pimp, that’s all.

by CupOfJoe. November 22, 2021