Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025

Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.

It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.

by ewanders1 November 4, 2024

Jordan

Mantis looking two faced bamboo shoot fuck

Jordan is a wanker

by hunboy123 September 17, 2017

Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!

Jordan keef will plaster your door shut

by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 8, 2023

Jordan Kim

He is an Asian and he lives for the gym.

He is like Jordan Kim.

by irobotgaming 69 September 6, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a chill ass nigga who put that shit on every fuckin day with no effort. He get more motion then most these lame ass niggas do and will take yo hoe if u not careful. He really nonchalant fr but will spazz out if a nigga get to trim.

Jordan get more hoes then you

Jordan said he gon beat yo ass twin

by Woof getting grimy November 21, 2023

Bobby Jordan

The act of wearing down a female you see everyday until she eventually spends time/has sex with you

He Bobby Jordan’d the hell outta me

by HappyKangaroo22 October 31, 2025