Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
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Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
by MegaP143 May 29, 2017
Get the joke masturbation mug.A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.
Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business
Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business
Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
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A mom joke is a joke, typically detailed and personal, which highlights the relatable and often hilarious experiences of motherhood.
While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.
While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.
"Cheryl told a hilarious mom joke at playgroup, acting out how to drop her sleeping baby into a pack-and-play."
by Cmuehlbe October 10, 2023
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