jersey

synonym= jealous, hating on,

person 1: Damn that girl is fugly
person 2: Don't be jersey, she's hot
person 1: You are hella wrong
person 2: Dude, you need some haterade

by elanor the avenger January 21, 2005

dirty jersey

To perform a dirty jersey you must have the mr. fantastic stretch power. You put you penis into a girls butt and stretch it through her intestines out of her mouth so she can give you a blowjob and be taking it in the butt all at once

I gave that bitch a dirty jersey last night, it was crazy

by Thatkidfromjersey June 28, 2009

north jersey swagger

awful walk

He's got that north jersey swagger, he looks gay.

by mikedubbbs February 18, 2009

new jersey

A prank that revolves around a huge lie pulled by the founders of milkhair records.

"Hey I heard Insight is gonna drop a verse on the J Parker CD."
"Naw, I think that's just another new jersey."

by Jacob Barker February 4, 2004

New Jersey (NJ)

The worst state in the US. It is only part of the US because its too centrally located near DC and NY to get rid of it.

ex: "god i fucking hate New Jersey (NJ)!'

by gingerspice999 December 1, 2009

New Jersey Turnpike

When a girl poops & sneezes with her eyes open while holding her breath.

Cheetah Candy be famous, yo. She can do a bangin' New Jersey Turnpike.

by Call Me Johnson August 13, 2016

Jersey Boys

An over the pants handjob.

"Hey Travis did you finally smash that girl??"
"Nah man she just gave me a jersey boys.."

by SoftCell February 3, 2017