New Jersey

Possibly the worst state to live in; the people are all idiots, the taxes are too damn high, it smells like hell, there are so many laws; New Jersey has more laws then every other state, everyone sucks at driving, everything is insanely expensive, you are either rich or poor; there is no in between, everything is insanely overly competitive, and there are so many fucking people! New Jersey isn't that big and the amount of people here is way to high. Honestly, I can't think of one positive thing to say about it; food is mediocre, there is a shit ton of traffic, the seasons suck; summer is too hot, winter is too cold. I have lived here my whole life and I would give anything to get out. NEVER MOVE TO NEW JERSEY. Everyone hates Newjersians.

Newjersian- "Yo what state do you live in?"
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful

by Newjerseysucksass November 24, 2013

Jersey

It sucks living here.

"Haha! You live in Jersey!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

New Jersey

Easton, Pennsylvania isn't the end of the world, but we can see it across the river.

You came from Jersey? I'm so sorry.

by Jersey makes me sick December 11, 2003

New Jersey

The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

by Paccali February 25, 2003

jersey girl

a spoiled bitch who whines about anything not in their favor because they are spoiled bitches who got everything handed to them as children

that bitch will not stop whining because she is a jersey girl

by TomB3 May 13, 2007

Jersey Meathook

O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.

While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!

by Toughie96 December 9, 2008

New Jersey

The crap strip of land separtating Pennsylvania and the beach. And thats about it.

"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?"

"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"

"Bummer"

by kingman91 June 13, 2007