A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
Get the Card Condommug. When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
Get the Jesus Cardmug. I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.
by nydoei November 20, 2021
Get the mississippi reverse cardmug. Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.
by definitionzzzz February 26, 2020
Get the Card Roulettemug. Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"
"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user
"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user
"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 15, 2018
Get the PLUM cardmug. by joemama888883739 February 9, 2023
Get the nia cardmug. ,F. C. F. F. ---
A sexually inspired game played by consenting adults with whom both share a common interest in one another. Though some report that F. C. F. F gave then a chance to bring about a closeness beyond a sexually focused agenda. The game puts the players not in competition but forces the player thru honesty paafticipation to express deeper subject platforms The players write out actions that would love to see participate in and have done unto themselves the players questions the other player can't or won't answer renders the "stumper winer of the other players card for every 4 questions both players put the question cards down and both select 1 are and complete the "It's gonna happen card" the contents of the latter card should be something both would enjoy WIN 1
The games end cums when the players are to spent to continue or just done PERIOD! NO PUN! or when one player collects every card .
FCFF IS FUN HERALTHY A TRUELY A GREAT WAY TI STAT IN SHAPE.
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A sexually inspired game played by consenting adults with whom both share a common interest in one another. Though some report that F. C. F. F gave then a chance to bring about a closeness beyond a sexually focused agenda. The game puts the players not in competition but forces the player thru honesty paafticipation to express deeper subject platforms The players write out actions that would love to see participate in and have done unto themselves the players questions the other player can't or won't answer renders the "stumper winer of the other players card for every 4 questions both players put the question cards down and both select 1 are and complete the "It's gonna happen card" the contents of the latter card should be something both would enjoy WIN 1
The games end cums when the players are to spent to continue or just done PERIOD! NO PUN! or when one player collects every card .
FCFF IS FUN HERALTHY A TRUELY A GREAT WAY TI STAT IN SHAPE.
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I love to fuck, stump my lover, and collect cards while playing with my best friend , I'm making it a Flash Card Fuck Fest Night
by LULU'S loving parents. October 4, 2021
Get the Flash card fuck festmug.