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Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.
She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.
by PaultheBrave May 30, 2023
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Glass Pill

Glasspilling is an act similar to redpilling but unlike redpilling, it is the act of empathizing with a party's opposing perceptions and positions on a topic where all parties differ in opinion causing a feeling of internal conflict. The pill isn't red, blue, or any color which represents the conflicted empty feeling one may feel after empathizing with multiple opposing positions.

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Version 1: I’m gonna take the Glasspill and say I empathize with Sally on why she wanted to kill John, but I also empathize with John on why he wanted to kill Sally and I can’t entirely agree with it.

Version 2: I understand why white people are afraid of black people but also understand why black people hate white people. Both positions are valid in my eyes; I can't agree or disagree with either position. I'm glass pilled.
by Olly Anime June 4, 2023
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Dick on the glass level

When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act
Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level
by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023
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soap opera glasses

A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses
Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.
by Mistress Scarlett March 9, 2023
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Sea glass queef

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.
Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*
by Aubbey_waubbey June 6, 2024
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'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.
yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!
by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024
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Phantom Glasses Syndrome

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
by Darksal July 10, 2024
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