Fake friend

a person who is completely unnecessary to be in your life. You don’t need people who cause you pain, even if you really want them to be in your life. Even though pain comes hand you get the call that they are no longer your friends, doesn’t mean you are never gonna live again. BECAUSE this is honelsty the best thing that can ever happen to you! You will soon start to realize you didn’t need them and all the bad things they have done. As you grow olde thoughts will find who your real friends vs your fake friends are. Remeber to move on from the past but don’t forget what others have done to you, it may be handy in the future😉

Omg she was such a fake friend to me as i realize now!

by jerseygirlsgivebestadvice August 4, 2018

Potty Fake

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.

"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."

by Hemispherium December 17, 2012

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

fake#2222

the fucking goat, this man gets all the egirls on discord and has esex with girls on a daily

fake#2222 the goat

by lilnicovert June 14, 2021

Fake Jacob

A person who does not like bees

He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

fake shitter

when a person pertend to shit

he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

fake ailyn

Fake Ailyn means that she can be really nice once you meet her, but in reality, she is a fake ass bitch. She is the new pretty girl, and you want to be friends with her. You tell her everything that's going on in your life whether it's sad, or happy, and she can tell everyone in your school after. Oh! She also likes to steal everyone's boyfriend and not tell you about it, until you find out (which hits you emotionally hard.)

You: Hey girl! OMG let me tell you about my new boyfriend. He's so hot and so loving.
Fake Ailyn's (Thoughts in mind): Yesss! I'm about to play him.
Fake Ailyn: Oh for reals? Damn girl you got yourself a good one!

by 21_Savage_queen October 22, 2017