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Friday confusion

1 When you wake up at 7am and need to get down to the bus stop. Then you see your friends in a convertible and are faced with the choice of kickin in the front seat or sitting in the back seat.

2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.
1 Rebecca: Which seat can i take?

Person: she has friday confusion

2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.

Person: We all know you are a confused child.
by livilessthen3 April 16, 2011
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Friday

A big black hairy dick. Very masculine and thick. Scientists estimate it at around 15 inches. Moreover it canno. Be placed in a mouth without choking the victim to death. Also, only can fit in an extremely loose vagina.
by Fridayslayer December 1, 2011
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Ferndale

A place in Humboldt county that is rumored to exist, but probably doesn't.
Person 1: Have you ever been to Ferndale?
Person 2: No
by Narpus January 11, 2018
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Ferda Tech

Meaning better than cool. What a son said to his Mom when she allowed him to skip school to go hang out with his friends.
Can I skip school?

Yes because you have good grades.

That’s Ferda tech Mom!
by Madge1 November 24, 2022
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bi-friday

That one day of the week when everyone celebrates and honours the wonder that is bi-sexuality.

It is a chance for everyone to release thier inner self.

A time for experimentation and freedom and true equality among sexes.

Bi-fridays also accomadate threesomes or foursomes or huuuge group orgies.
Person 1: "On bi-friday i kissed this girl and guy at the same time...it was epic."

Person 2: " wow i wish i had known about bi-friday. it sounds so raucus."
by THREESOME 123 August 26, 2011
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Faux Friday

The start of a non-traditional work weekend that usually takes place mid-week. Most frequently the result of working a sub-par job that refuses to give actual weekends off.
John - "Hell yeah man it's my Faux Friday! You want to party tonight!?"

Scott - "No moron, tomorrow is Wednesday, I have to work. Get a real job."
by RedShift Rider October 8, 2012
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Fancy as Fuck Friday

Fancy as Fuck Friday is when you dress really fucking nice on Friday because you aren't a "Casual Friday" asshole you are FANCY AS FUCK asshole!!!1!1
Guy 1: "Why is Danni so dressed up?"
Guy 2: "Its Fancy as Fuck Friday, she looks good af"
Danni: "Yeyeyeyeye BOYYYYY"
by DanniMagic November 23, 2013
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