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Dirty Clement

Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.
"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"
by RLFORESKIN April 17, 2019
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dirty oj

When you turn someone's glove inside out and wipe your ass with it and then secretly give it back to them. Works great with motorcyclists, golfers, bowlers, weightlifters, etc...
Man, that douchbag left his gym bag in my back seat and I gave him the Dirty OJ. Don't be giving him no high five.
by Old dirty 1975 September 16, 2017
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dirty thein

When you slap your meat on a bald person head with windex while saying your a lemon. you may also do this while doing your math homework with a spicy twist, you have cum all over your face and you must write blindly
Yesterday night i was studying in the library and i had to do the dirty thein!
by Gotm_oof October 10, 2017
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Dirty Snowblower

When you put cocaine in someone's butthole and they fart it in your nose so you don't even have to snort it..
I can't wait to find a filthy whore to give me a dirty snowblower!
by Earlshy October 25, 2017
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dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.
After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.
by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017
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Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night
by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017
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Dirty Arm

A sexual move where one partner kneels behind the other partner and reaches through the legs to sexually stimulate the other person, with the arm pressed agaisnt the buttocks, betwixt the cheeks.
Give me the ol' dirty arm baby, daddies feeling crazy tonight.
by Christian Zubia March 8, 2018
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