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cool story bro 

An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided.

Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.
Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.
cool story bro by gd1 December 1, 2009
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Cool Beans 

When the the phrase "cool beans" is said, it usually means "cool" but its even cooler to add the beans. Also said when one is telling a story and when is done you don't really care so you just say "cool beans"
kid 1: "YA then we went swimming"

YOU: "Cool beans."

or

kid 1: "you know what sucks?"
YOU: "what?"
kid 1: "my gf dumped me"
YOU: "cool beans."
(a way to lose a friend quickly)
Cool Beans by AGIRLWHOLIVED December 20, 2010
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cool lenny 

when a piece of shit is frozen and later used as a dildo
Shit son, that's one long-ass cool lenny!
cool lenny by J. Myerz November 11, 2008

Cool_Dude726

Cool_Dude726, a Rs character, seems to have a lot of e-rage in irc, when things don't go his way, he leaves.
(17:34:09) <@Aragorn_1552> woo hoo 6 numbers tog o
(17:34:17) <@Cool_dude726> 6 numbers?
(17:34:22) <@Aragorn_1552> 955k off 99 hp =p
(17:34:28) <@Cool_dude726> i dont get it
(17:34:32) <@Cool_dude726> 6 numbers?
(17:34:52) <@Chiao_Wei> 6 digit number to go
(17:34:53) <@Chiao_Wei> GG
(17:34:55) <@Furto> LOL
(17:35:02) <@Furto> NICE BRAIN COOLDUDE
(17:35:19) <@Cool_dude726> o
(17:35:20) <@Cool_dude726> k
(17:35:26) <@Cool_dude726> fuck u guys seriously
(17:35:28) <@Cool_dude726> fucking fags
(17:35:29) * Cool_dude726 (~Cool_dude@Swift-5154FF09.vic.bigpond.net.au) has left #****
Cool_Dude726 by roflasdnajs April 2, 2009

Cool Tag 

A metaphoric tag someone wears when one thinks they're too cool to do certain things.
Meghan: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH SOCKUM BOPPERS!!@@!!??!!?

Harold: No.. I'm not three years old...

Meghan: Take your freaking cool tag off!@@@!@
Cool Tag by 123 Pee On Me April 10, 2009

cool jews 

Interchangeable for the phrase "cool beans". Only cool people use "cool jews" instead of "cool beans".
Person 1: Hey, you made varsity!
Person 2: Whoa, dude, cool Jews!
cool jews by barmitzfahman August 29, 2010

Cool Eddie Shades

A strange character that sometimes appears at parties and other social gatherings. Always weres a pair of aviator sunglasses and has a rather large and unusual nose. Uses various props and takes pictures as momentos of the various places he has been. (its a cock with sunglasses on it!!)
Cool Teddy Shades
Cool eddie lamp shades
Cool eddie shades on a plane
Cool eddie shades having a fag
Cool piggie shades