child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024

love child

an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand

“Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”

by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

child

a being that deserves to be raped, sodomized, and enslaved.

Jack: Hey man, look at that child over there.
Ben: AAAAAHHHHH im gooning
Jack: yeah me too.

by PopeRaisin February 7, 2022

Childe

A boy with big thighs that catches every girl’s gaze within a minute but that doesn’t notice his charm because of his density.

Omg I fell in love with Childe. Just looking at him makes me wanna kms. D:
Come home Childe

by Mimicatte November 23, 2021

child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

heart child

A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.

*mother and heart child fighting*

Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).

Mom: no I am not!

Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.

Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*

Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..

by Azzytalk March 16, 2023