Skip to main content

Dad Candy 

1. A male, father figure that has the characteristics to make one melt. Dan-candy usually have washboard abs, toned arms, a warm smile, and a carefree attitude.

2. Man-candy that have a child and take an active role in caring for that child.
I was lifeguarding at the pool when in walked a piece of Dad Candy, holding his little girl's hand.
Dad Candy by Ashley LG Chick April 21, 2011
Dad Candy mug front
Get the Dad Candy mug.
See more merch
Related Words

Cotton Candy Twist 

During an amazing Blow job, the "Cotton Candy Twist", is the act of licking liquid (either pre-cum, cum or saliva) from the tip of a penis. Whilst licking said liquid, a "string", from the tip of the tongue to the tip of the penis, is formed.
Damn girl, that was an amazing BJ and the way you batt your eye lashes when you do the cotton candy twist made me want to cum.
Cotton Candy Twist by StellarUnicorn December 18, 2014

Wallet Candy 

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet
Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!
Wallet Candy by punterm49 February 8, 2015

soldier candy 

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

carpet candy 

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).
Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!
carpet candy by smokinsena June 30, 2016

bloody candy cane 

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it
Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean