by AH-EL October 26, 2003

Originating in Michigan, this type of swag is not easy to obtain. It is when a person in no attempt to be unattractive whatsoever does not shave, do their hair etc. for a certain but unspecified amount of time. While attending parties or social gatherings however, they still reap the benefits of a person having maximum swag. Such as sleeping with girls and getting phone numbers.
"Cam hasn't shaved for days and is wearing the same shirt he did yesterday, but I just saw that hot babe give him her number. He must have bum swagger."
by JoeStoner5446 October 1, 2011

A person who cannot for the life of them clear crumbs off their bed. So they sit on it, and flatten the crumbs out and until the crumbs keep collecting. Eventually Stay away from this person at all costs.
by Cheecheez September 13, 2010

by Spoogie McSpooge August 14, 2003

Based on an anal explosion during the civil war in 1386, Capt. Donald Rumkinson of the 3rd dragoons lost ten of his best infantry men to bum wee when they were caught short and shot by the enemy whilst their rear ends were exposed. It is basically pissing from the arse and can strike at anytime, but is usual after a heavy night of booze, boot and greasy food.
by Chris and Stan September 22, 2004

by MaHe November 27, 2003

An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.
by flannelex January 1, 2010
