Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

Shandris Brain

Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness

“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”

“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”

“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Purple bRain

When you give a guy head while wearing fresh purple lipstick of any shade, resulting in purple up and down his shaft.

Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."

by theboywhocriedpurple March 8, 2018

Brain Drain

A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain

A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.

Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.

by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023

Brain Sprint

When you think really hard about a very, very complicated problem at a rapid rate for a short and intense period of time and then, thankfully, come to a satisfactory answer after which you are complete spent and brain-dead as if "catching your breath".

The reason I'm lying down on the floor in my office is that I found a fatal flaw in the software and had a brain sprint. I think I'm done for the day.

by spiroc0724 July 3, 2018

Geloo Brain

When you become unexpectedly overwhelmed by the observation of the opposite gender (or gender of romantic interest) and become besotted by them only having known them from one meeting. Admiring someone you have just met platonically but in a romantic way.

Wearing your heart on your sleeve in the most literal sense.

Basically could fall in love with the idea of somebody by idolising them, filling in the blanks which leads to romanticism.

Changing your mind about what you want in a partner everytime you meet someone new, even if you have never suggested so before, based on one girl after one meeting.

Person 1: I just met this girl today, she came in to visit at work, she was so nice. I like extraverted girls.
Person 2: Every girl you have liked previously hasn't been extraverted....
Person 1: Yeah but i liked her. She ticked so many boxes for me.
Person 2: You say this about every girl you meet! You got Geloo Brain!

by Aiviloblue November 28, 2019

China brain

A person that is usually by some way chinese, that has a very high intellect. It has probably a higher IQ than a Big brain 10x.
This word is used when a chinese kid is smart for a chinese kid, because everyone know asian kids are automatically Big brain

Person number 1: Wow, how did Tobias get it all right?

Person number 2: Because he is China brain, bro.

by TOOOOB69 October 19, 2020