lockdown besties

the worlds best group chat. they will make you laugh, cry, smile and much more. they also have the ability to cancel anyone under the sun. make fun of one member and you can be kicked out in one minute, or if someone outside of lockdown besties makes fun of a member, you should sleep with one eye open as ldb hold the most power in the world. don’t mess with lockdown besties.

person one: hey did you hear about that group chat?

person two: which one? lockdown besties?

by bockdownlesties March 19, 2023

Bidetingle Berries

The small clusters of toilet paper that can collect in the pubic and anal hairs after using a bidet and needing toilet paper to dry. The small clumps of wet paper form after the toilet paper is used to wipe dry the hair and perianal region, and resemble dingle berries hanging from the pubic thicket.

Mark, I'm not rimming your ass until you trim your fucking pubes. There's fucking bidetingle berries all over your taint!

by beeholeprobs2023 July 23, 2023

evil besties

THE SCARIEST BITCHES EVER!!! THEY TRY TO STAB U AND PLAY MIND GAMES ON U!!

RUN!! EVIL BESTIES ARE CRAZY!

by BestPersonEverAKAQueen July 31, 2023

Gay Bestie

A white girls best friend who is extremely gay, requirments inlcude the following

Flaunty
Funny
Girl Talk
Dramatic, but not overly dramatic
Slay
Super supportive to where if they werent gay youd think they were hitting on you

Girl: hey

Gay Bestie: Heyyy

Girl: So theres this guy i like

Gay bestie: omgosh like who

Girl: its jake but idk if i should ask him out

Gay bestie: you should like totally do it, youre def pretty enough

Girl: aww tysm

Gay Bestie: ofc

Girl: also i LOVE youre shirt

Gay Bestie wearing a bright pink polo: aww thanks

by No biden August 8, 2023

bingle berries

people who suck at obbies and are slow at obbies (bingle berry for singular)

Hurry up bingle berries!

by FuriTheFruitBat September 9, 2023

hatey-bestie

Someone you hate but is your bestie

You have your bestie but you hate them so they are your Hatey-bestie

by Im not doing a handle tbh mate October 31, 2023

Forever Besties

Better than best friends because best friends is concluded with end which means it isn’t guaranteed to last whereas this is something that is meant to be eternal. Your soul is tied with the other person and the connection with this person is like no other. It’s the beginning of forever. They can spend hours talking to or being with each other and never get bored. They always have a cool fun time together.

Jake V and Jade J are forever besties.

Jade was just so cool I decided to make her my forever bestie.

by Jade025 November 13, 2023