beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls

Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??

by Tabatha November 5, 2003

beached whale

when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)

michelle cheated on tyler when she gave EJ a beached whale, which caused him to always look guilty.

by andyland June 19, 2004

Chesapeake Beach

A lovely small town located in Northern Calvert county Maryland. There are beautiful scenic views of the Chesapeake Bay & Fishing Creek. You can enjoy nature walks and birding on near by trails. There is a nice boat launch next to the water park. Many places to eat & enjoy yourself. Slots machines are available in several great restaurants. Best plowed roadways in the winter. The community is very friendly & has great family activities. If you ever wanted to be involved with a community that is social, works together and has your back this is the place to be!

Chesapeake Beach is a great place to visit & live!

by lookup_4_5seconds February 12, 2022

Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006

Beachfuzz

meaning 1: A common std derived from crabs, originating from the loch ness monster. Symptoms include but are not limited to, burning sensation in the crotchial region, a slight attraction to the same sex, and lust for those of argentinan descent. Barrels of beachfuzz can be purched for the price of three fiddy.

meaning 2: Electric discharge of the genetalia

see also - Hyptominosis

Man you gotta nasty case of beachfuzz : I cant believe this girl gave me beachfuzz : I was at the park yesturday and contracted some beachfuzz

by DasBoost December 12, 2008

Beachcomber

A real estate agency located on Hooper Avenue in Brick, New Jersey

My house is listed for sale by Beachcomber Realty.

by Sheedz February 8, 2008

Beached Whale

My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008