beef muffins

saggy labia minor with fat pussy lips caused by being a whore.
Tulips, you got some big beef muffins DAYUM!!
by Quackkkkerrrssss February 24, 2011
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beef skoff

When someone rubs there ass in ur face after taking a dump!

LOL!
friend is sleeping in a room and your with a few of ur mates and rub your ass in the person who is sleepings face this is a beef skoff
by Max Morgan October 24, 2007
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Beef Water

The secretions from a woman's vagina when she's aroused. See also: grool
"Girl, I want your beef water all over my dick."
"Man, when I ate her out, she had that dirty beef water."
by Spooky G. January 05, 2017
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Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
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beef rod

haha...so funny...loves the beef rod :
Get your big beef rod out of my way :)
by beef rod November 04, 2007
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A beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.
by Chokiecat February 04, 2018
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corned beef

crap from which you ate corn some time ago
1'000000 more pounds of corned beef to go
by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003
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