Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

ams

Short for "I am" or "Am is" mostly used by lazy people

Ams going to bed

by Crvyln April 30, 2021

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.> I Am Tryn a To Miss The Mean<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> I Am Tryn a To Miss The Mean<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> I Am Tryn a To Miss The Mean<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

am 5 neveste

very sexy guy who has the biggest dick in the world and has the most handsome hair and he loves mari

am 5 neveste

by mamaa January 24, 2021

3:44 AM

The time that somebody woke up and decided to upload a definition to a specific dictionary website. That website can be edited by anyone. That someone was me and I uploaded this definition to Urban Dictionary. As if your common sense ass didn't already know that.

Some dude is sitting at his computer. The clock reads 3:44 AM. The stomping of the dude's father gets louder until the father barges in. "What the f**k is going on?! It's 3:44 AM and you're still on that shitty computer?!" "But I'm defining a word! Give me a minute!" The clock strikes 3:45 AM. "Okay you're done buddy."

by some random dude that's bored December 20, 2023