A Jason.

Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.

Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("

by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020

A Jared

I Toxic 12 Year Old Who Doesn't Know When To Shut The Fuck Up And Is Bad At Fortnite

When A Friend Says Something Dumb You Would Say
'Dont Be A Jared'

by KNX Hacker July 8, 2020

A Jakob Laugh

a jakob laugh is a laugh that is loud and obnoxious, this is also the follow up of a matt joke.

That’s a matt joke and a Jakob Laugh

by armanitaumalolo June 17, 2020

A Jarvis

A large fellow who is particularly fond of food. Round in shape and often appears edible.

‘’A Jarvis is very big, round and yummy!’

by Commissioner March 12, 2022

pulling a Jay

a medicinal jack-off performed while you are so hungover that you can not get out of bed to enjoy your vacation.

"Jay drank so many Anally Bleached Annihilators that he laid in bed all the next day as his friends enjoyed the beach. To make himself feel better...he pulled a Jay. Thus....Pulling a Jay!"

by John Lee Boy December 9, 2008

Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

pulling a jake

when you do any dangerous and/or stupid act that can get you in serious trouble. when you have a moment where you have no common sense.

hey! quit pulling a jake over there and get down from that tree, the branch looks like it's gonna snap on you!

by j-and-j September 1, 2009