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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
mugGet the Xi Jinping has a small penismug.

eden has a contagious smile

a group of extremely worrying people
Man: hey how do u feel about people in the discord group chat eden has a contagious smile

Man 2: disgusting, repulsive, worrying
by PissterInTheCup August 14, 2021
mugGet the eden has a contagious smilemug.
this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.
“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”
by bigcatman February 5, 2022
mugGet the hannah has no shows to watchmug.

ha lam pah

The ultimate trump card in any argument that surpasses No U
Anyone who gets hit is bound to be annihilated and will avoid you forever.
A:You are retarded
B:HA LAM PAH

A:Please get away from me
by DefinitelyNotSilver February 13, 2019
mugGet the ha lam pahmug.

Funny Funny ha ha

Adjective: Incredibly amusing, something so funny it makes one laugh.
"Hey"
"Hi"
"Watch this video i found"
"Omg that is so funny funny ha ha"
"IKR"
by The funny funny ha ha man September 6, 2023
mugGet the Funny Funny ha hamug.

Has-Bro

A Bro who has been your Bro but is no longer your bro
We used to be Bros but now after growing apart they are just a has-bro to me
by Joe Mangle January 7, 2023
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Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025
mugGet the Boat has left the portmug.

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