drac moment

When you post something insanely stupid, unintelligent, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dense, moronic, idiotic and everyone laughs at you. Usually accompanied by doing damage control and doubling down.

did you see how he couldn't read nutrition facts labels properly? that was a certified drac moment!

by average anna seto enjoyer February 22, 2021

E-Moment

A moment worth remembering. A point of where it makes someone, usually a mentally handicapped person go: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a"

Rated on a 1-10 scale.
1. being your socks get wet
10. your best friend is eaten by mountain lions in the woods.

Paul: My name paul
Your dumbass: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a, fucin E-Moment.

by Lumfaous October 15, 2019

Dragon moment

A moment every stoner has. When someone who is extremely high takes a large hit of marijuana and blows lots of smoke, resembling a dragon. Being in a very high state, the person then believes they ARE a dragon. This can also apply when one is high and thinks somebody else is a dragon.

"Dude, I finally had my dragon moment last night. It was awesome."

"Dude, you had wings... and stuff. That was an awesome dragon moment."

by Lambchop =D January 4, 2010

Mark Moment

When Mark goes on a random rant about whatever bullshit is floating around in his enigma of a mind.

Isaac: Did you hear Mark had a Mark Moment?
Caleb: Deez Nuts

by ShanSheep July 19, 2021

torkel moment

torkel moment

Person 1: torkel moment
Person 2: torkel moment

by L3ny May 18, 2021

Heidi moment

When the end of a sporting event that runs past its scheduled time slot gets preempted by other programming. Refers to the 1968 Oakland Raiders comeback over the New York Jets that NBC left prematurely to broadcast the movie "Heidi."

Wisconsin's Jordan Taylor launched a three-pointer that could have won the game. The ball was midflight when CBS switched to another game. If he'd made the shot, it would have been a Heidi moment of epic proportions.

by Crassius May 24, 2010

popcorn moment

One of those precious moments in life that can only be fully enjoyed with a bag of popcorn. Most of the times these occur when two people are arguing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

1. Guy #1: Fuck you man, I broke up with her just last week and you're already in love with her?!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, if its love, its love. You and your fuckin chode need to man up and get over it!
Guy #1: SHIT! She told you I've got a chode?!?!
Guy #2: Nope, your mom did!
Guy #1's mom: Sorry hun..
Guy #1: SHIT!
Bystander: (thinking to self) Damn, what a popcorn moment...

2. On facebook, someone's relationship status changes to single. If the separated lovers start arguing on that status, whatever the fuck they say = a popcorn moment.

"Random Hot Girl is now single."
Random Hot Girl's ex: What the fuck is this shittttt?
Random Hot Girl: I'm done with you, fuck off of my wall!
Random Hot Girl's ex: Whoa babeee, I <3 you!
Random Hot Girl: Sucks ass, cuz I don't love you back bitch!
Random Hot Girl's ex: I knew this was gonna happen, thats why I got alllll of our sexy times on tape! Suck it!!!
Random guy: *POPCORN MOMENT*! OH SHIT, LEMME GET THEM VIDS!

by qillaaa December 7, 2010