pressure jerked

a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.

He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 19, 2022

clean & jerk

Masturbating in the shower

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."

by Kichael Jackstien September 27, 2015

Jerk Race

Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go

Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?

by Merrickman2003 March 8, 2020

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

Jerk

A person usually male who acts shitty

“What a jerk” Emily said as she pulled out her riffle and shot the man.

by Jaguar28 September 20, 2022

Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016