Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
Get the Delayed zombiemug. Zombie Town
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
Frank: Mate, you won’t believe what happened on holiday in Clacton.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025
Get the Zombie Townmug. by fixo March 6, 2019
Get the Zombiemug. by Zuzubts May 15, 2018
Get the Zombiemug. A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
Get the Club Zombiemug. When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.
by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018
Get the Coffee Zombiemug. Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.
A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
by PieEater293 June 5, 2019
Get the Zombiemug.