"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
by jackette55 July 23, 2011
YouTube Life is an active Roblox game that is officially released 8th of April, 2022. It features gameplay that allows players to be YouTubers by gaining subscribers through making videos, getting views and grinding cash along with gems. Players can then redeem items such as routers and PCs to upgrade their setup and continue their adventure. When reaching subscriber milestones, players can obtain YouTube playbuttons (also know as awards in the game).
The game reached 10k concurrent players within 2 days upon it's release and is now growing faster than ever!
(This definition is created by Skeleton Gaming 007 and content may not be 100% accurate.)
The game reached 10k concurrent players within 2 days upon it's release and is now growing faster than ever!
(This definition is created by Skeleton Gaming 007 and content may not be 100% accurate.)
Yo I just reached 1M subscribers in YouTube Life (Roblox) ! Woohoo!
I've upgraded my setup in YouTube Life.
I unlocked a chest in YouTube Life!
I've upgraded my setup in YouTube Life.
I unlocked a chest in YouTube Life!
by Skeleton Gaming 007 April 11, 2022
by sturniolotripletslover123 August 25, 2023
Brunolag - Youtuber, is one of the best delirious and slow people you will ever meet. He cannot play soccer for shit and things he's 'The Historian'. Bruno finds it hard to fit in with modern society as he has not fully updated yet.
Brunolag - Youtuber : The answer is actually 1956
Everyone: You ain't the historian you hedgehog built human
Everyone: You ain't the historian you hedgehog built human
by BigBlackBoy01 November 14, 2023
Simultaneously:
An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.
An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.
Dan: Hey I'm making a new swear word.
Lily: That's such a Youtube idea.
Susan: I'm an internet troll and I love it
Dan: You're such a Youtube.
Lily: That's such a Youtube idea.
Susan: I'm an internet troll and I love it
Dan: You're such a Youtube.
by anonymoussy01 January 25, 2023
Noun: is a shitty Pornhub but without the porn. People also just fucking get constantly fucked in the ass by WMG and UMG if they put a single note from one of their song into your videos
Verb: To fucking hate someone, hate them so much that you want to see them burn, burn, burn 'til they are dead and continue burning, you think they're a clusterfuck of a human and just want to shove an entire spear up their ass. But you try to "act nice" to them nonetheless (though it is very obvious you hate them)
Adjective: Something or someone who treats everybody else like absolute shit for no reason whatsoever, they also do drugs.
Verb: To fucking hate someone, hate them so much that you want to see them burn, burn, burn 'til they are dead and continue burning, you think they're a clusterfuck of a human and just want to shove an entire spear up their ass. But you try to "act nice" to them nonetheless (though it is very obvious you hate them)
Adjective: Something or someone who treats everybody else like absolute shit for no reason whatsoever, they also do drugs.
Noun: "My vid got struck by copyright last night"
"Oh, why?"
"I put the word 'last night' which was supposedly in a WMG song"
"poor dude, Youtube sucks dicks"
Verb: "Yo, look at the whore, I hate her so fucking much"
"so you Youtube her then?"
"yes, exactly."
Adjective: "that dude is such an asshole, he treats everyone like shit, he's such a Youtube."
"Oh, why?"
"I put the word 'last night' which was supposedly in a WMG song"
"poor dude, Youtube sucks dicks"
Verb: "Yo, look at the whore, I hate her so fucking much"
"so you Youtube her then?"
"yes, exactly."
Adjective: "that dude is such an asshole, he treats everyone like shit, he's such a Youtube."
by MaxGuyHere March 13, 2021
(1) An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.
(2) An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
(2) An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
(1) A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
(2) A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
(2) A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
by Septipliership January 22, 2023