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Where your mom?! 

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an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.
{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}
Where your mom?! by MANwanda April 7, 2005
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calm your mom 

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an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".
Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."
calm your mom by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013
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tebowed your mom 

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The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina
I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches
tebowed your mom by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013
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calling your mom at 3am 

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A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima
OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE
calling your mom at 3am by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020
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annoy your mom day 

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A day to annoy your mom anytime of time!
Hey mom guess what!
Mom: I what?
It’s annoy your mom day!
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mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass 

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mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass means your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.
it's used every time someone wants to say your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.so instead of saying a long word.you say mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass.
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