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Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.
A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!
by evo1ve February 8, 2010
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whoodie'd

a really geeky cyber word for a boner as shown on youtubes, The Guild - Episode 6.

Whoodie'd - like wood. wood is hard. IT got 'woodified'. get it.
*boy moves in for hug*
*hot girl hugs back*
*he realizes he's hugging a really hot chic*
then he whoodie'd and she freaks.
the end :)
by misslaunique February 11, 2010
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Whooha

Monnie: Ima smack the shit out of you if you keep playin.

J: you talkin that Whooha be quiet cuz you aint gon do shit.
by Sweet Suga March 25, 2010
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whomp

The action of being extremely high on ketamine. May be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
Al and Ozer were sooo whomped the other day they broke the coffee table then fell on the floor and didn't get up.
by the_pile November 7, 2010
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Whomp

Verb:
To perform oral self on another.
Used in a derogatory sense.

Interchangeable with "suck my dick" or "blow me."

Derived from the enemy in Mario bros. series. These characters fall face first, similar to when a man receives oral sex from someone else.
Example 1:
Person 1:"You suck at this game."
Person 2:"You can whomp, bitch!!!"
by JoeyJuxtapose March 2, 2011
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whomp

v. For to beat someone harshly or hit a person very hard
Most often used as a threat to others.
Pronounced (wump)

Often referred as "the whomp"
Most often used: "I will give you the whomp!"
Created By My Dear Friend,
Kyle Hanf
Person 1: Haha your a nerd that can't get a girl!

Person 2: Watch it man or else I will give you the whomp.
by Emo loves chu March 3, 2011
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Whomp a ho

Used when discussing how you did, or were going to, beat someone because of them acting or being a ho.
I had to leave the wedding because that girl was being ignorant and I was going to whomp a ho. If I did that, I would have left in handcuff's and ruined a beautiful day, so I left early
by DJPaulyJazzyJeff July 1, 2011
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