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Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.
Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!
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stunt unicorn

to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.
My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
by chelseydoeslove May 21, 2016
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maximus unicornus

A female name used for someone who hates unicorns but has a cool nickname.
Look, that's Maximus Unicornus. You know, the one who likes food and swears a lot?
by m.e.m.e.s December 2, 2016
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fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
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Glaswegian Unicorn

A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.
"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."
by KantoChaos April 24, 2017
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office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn
by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017
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The unicorn

When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.
"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017
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