slovakian turtleneck

Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.

I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.

by Drakesta23 November 24, 2013

Awkward Turtle

In common useage in essex. Whenever an awkward or tense situation arises, the tenseness can be examplified by this gesture. You hold one hand out straight with fingers splayed. The other hand goes on top with the fingers curling in between the gaps in the fingers. Now all fingers curl to make a sphere (the shell of the turtle). Finally the thumbs on both hands are rotated.

Man 1: Man she's fit.

Man 2: Dude, that's my sister.

Silence.

Passer-by does Awkward Turtle.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

TurtleDove

When someone is so breathtaking, you can only describe them by comparing them to an imaginary creature.

"She was absolutely gorgeous, it was like she had the form of a turtledove"

by LibraLebron_3X April 30, 2016

Space Turtle

A smart, hippy who is very weird & excentric, but Every one thinks they are awsome. Also a huge stoneer. Idolizes Ghandi, Jim Morrison, and George Harison.

Kid: "That is Blowing my mind"
random passer by: man that kid is such a Space Turtle.

by Space Turtle November 5, 2008

turtle wood

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

by hiziggity April 16, 2004

turtle effect

turtle effect:what happens to male anatomy when it's cold outside

I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.

by Eriiku December 14, 2008

turtle sneeze

A turtle kiss gone wrong; when you stradle over someones face and try to give them a turtle kiss, instead sharting all over their face.

That turtle kiss was bad enough, but it ended up turning into a turtle sneeze.

by Alen Shravi January 18, 2010