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beef skoff

When someone rubs there ass in ur face after taking a dump!

LOL!
friend is sleeping in a room and your with a few of ur mates and rub your ass in the person who is sleepings face this is a beef skoff
by Max Morgan November 10, 2007
mugGet the beef skoffmug.

vagina beef

A nick name for a vagina that looks like a Hardee's roast beef sand which.
Friend: dude. I was having intercourse with this girl and she had vagina beef!

Friend 2: ew! That's why I don't pick up girls from Hardee's anymore!
by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014
mugGet the vagina beefmug.

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
mugGet the Beef queefmug.

A beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.
by Chokiecat February 5, 2018
mugGet the A beef jerkymug.

beef rod

haha...so funny...loves the beef rod :
Get your big beef rod out of my way :)
by beef rod November 25, 2007
mugGet the beef rodmug.

Beef Water

The secretions from a woman's vagina when she's aroused. See also: grool
"Girl, I want your beef water all over my dick."
"Man, when I ate her out, she had that dirty beef water."
by Spooky G. January 5, 2017
mugGet the Beef Watermug.

corned beef

crap from which you ate corn some time ago
1'000000 more pounds of corned beef to go
by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003
mugGet the corned beefmug.

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