Thomas Osbaldeston 

Thomas Osbaldeston is the best person in the world and never judges anyone; he is my best friend .... And a hipster before hipsters knew they were hipsters

That guys is so Thomas Osbaldeston

Thomas Osbaldeston by Andy the boss June 15, 2011

Thomas' Law 

The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.

Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"

Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"

Thomas' Law by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014

thomas shit 

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.

Thomas Scott, is definitely a Thomas Shit.

thomas shit by Gamersnale April 24, 2014

Thomas Caffrey 

A Ginger Eejit

Thomas Caffrey is a Ginger Eejit!

Thomas Caffrey by Cian Mayo4Sam October 21, 2014

thomas mcgee 

The fugliest, fattist most stupid person you will ever meet.

Person 1:He is such a thomas mcgee.
Person 2: You just read my mind.

thomas mcgee by yolomun January 22, 2015

thomas kiefer 

A person with an abnormally large penis. Usually averaging to about 7.6 inches. Made up of about 88% Badass and 12% Gamer.

Damn your so awesome you could be jut as cool as Thomas Kiefer, but we know that's highly unlikely

thomas kiefer by TheRubyMatrix February 23, 2015

Thomas Wrede 

That guy no one knows how he got there but he's there you can't get rid of him he lacks common sense and is very slow in the head amd is usually Jewish

Thomas Wrede was counting money one day when a group of negros jumped him

Thomas Wrede by HashtagTrappin May 11, 2015