Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

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It’s babadook time

This phrase is used when it’s time for you to do something crazy or freaky

-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”

-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”

-“it’s babadook time”😏

by AngeredMuffin March 27, 2020

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on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

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monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

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Nutella Time

watching porn with the homies but instead of a group fap session we just eat instead, preferably bread and nutella

Hey Cliff I'm feeling really dry today, can we go to your place for a Nutella Time?

by beapimpnotasimp July 19, 2020

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The time zone used for uncertainty. If Ish is added to the end of a duration, the duration can be altered however the user wishes. Ish time is mainly used by lazy and forgetful giveaway hosts on Twitter like Ayenzie (@gaws247, aka @musicbyanz).

Why is this giveaway not drawn?
"It's running on Ish time"

In-text examples:

Ends in 2 hours-ish

Ends when I wake up-ish

Ayenzie-ish

by Twitter Slang December 29, 2020

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