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Vans

Something that private investigators drive to spy on you dumb bitches!
Bitch you have a fleet of vans following your ass...you better watch your back.
by Howard's End!! September 27, 2018
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Van

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.
"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"

"Oh look it's Van, short ash"
by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022
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Pip Van Winkle

When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard
Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!
by Derek MF ForReal April 10, 2021
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Chris Van Horn

Chris Van Horn got in a fight with Yarion
by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019
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Van De Keere

it can remind you of a swamp creature, crawling from the underworld, also known as , (also from) germany. they are like sparkly, pink, fluffs balls, burning with a mercury bound fire. Beware the van de keeres, as they might try to nibble your large intestines ....
The Van De Keeres are eating me .
by DOCTOR ROC February 6, 2010
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King van

Who
Who as in who the fuck is king van
by C red December 29, 2020
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