East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 06, 2023
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Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.
Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house
by munky82 January 26, 2018
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Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'
"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"
by Bivop July 28, 2016
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Mr Jansen Van Rensburg

The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.
Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.

Who doesn't? He's the best.
by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023
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Van Stuff

Midwestern American slang for furry sex cults.
A friend of mine regularly heads up to Lake Michigan to do van stuff.
by riglef February 12, 2022
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mini van wave

A wave associated we the coolest of mini van drivers. Once thought to be a form or road rage from inconspicuous fathers stuck driving the family mini van when they would rather be driving a jeep
Chris says " as this sweet mini van apporaches make sure to use your best mini van wave "
by Jxshocking August 04, 2017
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van peng

If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch
When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way
by Van peng November 23, 2021
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