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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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second-hand noise

Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.
Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.
by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025
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second cousin-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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november second

the day the baddest bitches in all the land are born
man that bitch reagan was born today she’s so hot!
november second is the day the baddest bitches are born
by jarret mc November 27, 2021
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a human second

That image was funny, for about a human second.
by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018
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Second Impression

The defining moment in a relationship in which a person decides if there going to stay in the relationship. This includes work relationships in which a manager decides to keep that person on or throw them out. Even if that moment is only Physically a few seconds, in the brain it may last an eternity. That second impression can happen at any moment in life, while under great stress, while in great fear, or happiness.

2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.
It was during Jill Second Impression that made her believe she could stay with john for the rest of her life and all eternity...
by Theamazinggeek July 17, 2018
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