Noodling

When you’re riding in the back seat of a car between two women while simultaneously finger banging them both.

Matt: Luke’s forearms went numb while he was in the back of Ryan’s Beamer noodling Cori and Jo.

Lindsay: Ya he was pissed because they left snail trails all over the Corinthian Leather.

by RustyShacklfurd June 6, 2020

Cuck Noodles

The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to

Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!

Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?

by Keyble March 17, 2024

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017

Noodle

Uncoordinated bitch with no rhythm who thinks she's fine as hell just 'cause she's skinny.

Look at that noodle on the dance floor, she's probably a horrible person.

by Sweetshrub October 5, 2017

noodle salad

A guy putting a bunch of flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Hannah is such a slut. She let the whole basketball team give her a noodle salad after the game

by Wolfpack15 April 10, 2016

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Noodling

When one sways side to side accompanied by a satisfying head bob. Mostly seen after heavy alcohol consumption.

"I swear, every time Julie drinks she's noodling"

"Oh wow! She drank so much, she's noodling!"

by Metalsrevenge91 December 17, 2016