A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.
'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'
by Bonneromics December 30, 2012
Get the fake coldmug. Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
by Herobot April 7, 2020
Get the fake mannersmug. by smjgJsbjgsm December 13, 2018
Get the fake bluesmug. When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.
"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."
"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."
"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
by Hemispherium December 17, 2012
Get the Potty Fakemug. When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum
I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!
by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019
Get the Pump-fakemug. Two people who act like they are in a relationship for the gain or for the attraction they are missing.
James: I don't have a girlfriend and need love and cuddles
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple
by Jkkk45 July 6, 2020
Get the Fake couplemug. Is what you call a person that needs you for a short period of time, only for their own benefit, uses you, and gives you fake feelings, like a fake rose's smell and look
by Cowraith August 26, 2018
Get the Fake rosemug.