Asian ass rape

By use of technology, cleaning tools, or school supplies, an asian man or woman(most likely a man) rapes any gender. Use of robots and brooms are very popular with this, allowing brothers/fathers to exact pleasure through driving the broom up the womans anus or vagina, causing them to react in either two ways: they turn around in shock and start pummeling the man. or they moan with pleasure and allow it to continue.

"Asian ass rape again?! Chang, we talked about this!"

by Clue_Less_Bro September 2, 2017

Asian Mushroom Sex

The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.

At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.

by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 19, 2016

Asian Inverse Dragon

When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.

Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!

by ThreeIdiots February 7, 2015

High Mass Asian

A retarded fucking Asian named Thomas that goes to mill creek high school, loves to say nigger and eats all your fucking food and loves hot Cheetos. You would think he is smart cus he is asian but he has a 1.2 gpa and weighs around 320 pounds and is only 5,3.
He loves to Cum Guzzle the gym teacher to keep him from exercising.

Yo did u see High Mass Asian today, he had 2 boxes of donuts in his hands

by Hicapa April 28, 2019

asian lane change

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.

John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*

by Vaginasareweird October 8, 2010

Asian Brown Cloud

A cloud of pollution that lingers over southeast Asia, particularly Thailand, as a result of lax environmental restictions in the region

I was first greeted by the Asian Brown Cloud when I arrived in Bangkok. My lungs did not thank me.

by Beef_Injection September 3, 2015

Asian grading scale

A = average

B= beating

C= can't have dinner

D= don't come home

F= find a new family

WELL YOU GET THE POINT ASIAN GRADING SCALE

by Kenzers March 2, 2022