Jake Paul

A Large Concentration Of Cancer, Cancer in its purest form

Mark: Hey, did you watch that jake Paul video?
Stanley: No
Mark: It was good
Stanley: Whats that on the side of your head?
Mark: A tumor

by DefineThisUsername May 31, 2018

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jake mitchell

a person that is sensitive to all noises and he played roblox

'reeeeeeeeeee'"SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM PLAYING ROBLOX"said jake mitchell

by oof oof die in a hole March 24, 2019

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A football player that rocks the football pants.
Nice, juicy booooooty.
Extra cute..
Green eyes.
Shaved dark brown hair.
friends with a lot of people.
Nice body!
Perrrty teeth!
wears valentine boxers.
friends with some obsessive people.. CCW
loves rapping and when people rap to him!
smiles a lottttttt! :)
cute nose..
and just an all around cute, outgoing, fun person!
get to know him <3

Oh dang i just love Jake Haentzler!

Jake Haentzler is amazing!

Why can't i be more like Jake Haentzler?

by yourloversssssss June 16, 2011

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Jake Paul

The youtuber than will end all of youtube

Why is youtube gone? Jake paul.

by Dickhead4200 January 18, 2018

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jake favor

to assist police in any way shape or form. whether it be providing basic information or cold snitchin on a fool, it be a jake favor.

"you see mir at that house party last night?"

"nah son"

"i think D done gripped him up and now he doin jake favors"

"word bond"

"What's the flava when ya neighbor do jake favors?" - Nas

by QB80 May 24, 2012

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